Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy’s
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Michael Afton & Gregory, Glamrock Freddy & Gregory (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
Characters: Gregory (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Michael Afton, Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Vanny | Reluctant Follower | Beta-Tester, Vanessa A. | Ness
Additional Tags: Michael Afton Has PTSD, Homeless Gregory (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Trans Michael Afton, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, for michael not gregory, Michael Afton is the father of Gregory (Five Nights at Freddy’s), using and abusing all the weird lore, Remnant (Five Nights at Freddy’s, Sentient Animatronics (Five Nights at Freddy’s), dying is only a suggestion for afton men
Summary:

Everything was going great up until it was revealed that Michael would also be burning with the pizzeria. Michael’s nonexistent heart sank, and he scrambled out of his chair to see if that way out was still there somehow. God. Maybe he had nothing to live for before, but things were different now!

“Henry!” Michael screamed. “Henry, you bastard! What about my son?!”

___

Gregory finds something unexpected in a secret room in the PizzaPlex.

b0nkcreat:

autistic-autumn:

b0nkcreat:

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: “this is just like if mcdonald hamburger”

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

LOL

effemimaniac:

when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

ripeteeth:

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

the-supernatural-atheist:

He served cunt. Nasty, descrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it

wrentit:

todaysbird:

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

there was a study done in 2015 that shows an even greater possible yearly divide than the 2012 one

gothicscript:

i just wanted to share

theblehthatbloos:

tredlocity:

funnytwittertweets:

just because someone is from a country obsessed with baseball doesn’t mean they themselves are obsessed with baseball. i hate when people make assumptions like that.

Hold on a second

fair-itself:

anachronistic-cat:

only-tiktoks:

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life